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My Marriage (If I Get Married)
me:
hey darlin welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to- me: take off your pants -------------------------------------------- husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food me: how long did they say it would take? husband: about 30 mins me: get naked husband: but i thought we were gonna- me: naked. now --------------------------------------------- husband: i'm bored me: lay down.now ----------------------------------------------- me: i love you so much husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and- me: get in the bed ----------------------------------------------- husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go? me: nope.sex husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was- me: sex ------------------------------------------------ me: i had a crappy day at work today husband: want me to make you some tea? me: i want you naked. i'm angry husband: what about a back rub? me: naked...drop your pants husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?! me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.
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i honestly have the best boyfriend i could ever ask for (: my life has never been&never will be simple. all the bullshit in my life made me who i am today &i am beyond thankful for that<3 home ask me archive themes |